[C++] Coding in human language

Da una vecchia mail è venuto fuori questo codice…
…lo pubblico giusto per fare due risate.

Magic.cpp:

[code lang=”cpp” autolinks=”false” collapse=”false” firstline=”1″ gutter=”true” htmlscript=”false” light=”false” padlinenumbers=”false” smarttabs=”true” tabsize=”4″ toolbar=”false”]#include"Magic.h"

Dear Computer
Please print <span class="st0">"Hello World!"</span> string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
Programmer[/code]

Magic.h:

[code lang=”cpp” autolinks=”false” collapse=”false” firstline=”1″ gutter=”true” htmlscript=”false” light=”false” padlinenumbers=”false” smarttabs=”true” tabsize=”4″ toolbar=”false”]#include<stdio .h>
#include<conio .h>

#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait x[/code]

have fun!

Alberto Pasca